1)grab the nearest book, turn to page 18 and read line 4:

page 18 is blank, but page 19, line 4 says:

a man-made heap of ridiculous, cooked-up, greasy rubble

2)Strech your left arm. What do you hit?:

my closet door

3) last thing you watched on TV?:

uh... I can't remember.

4) guess what time it is:

5:30 PM

5) check time:

5:27 PM

6) what do you hear besides your PC?:

country music!

7) when were you last outside and why?

five hours ago, when I got home from soup kitchen, lunch and grocery shopping

8) what were you doing before this survey?:

writing an essay

9) wearing what?:

jeans and black sweatshirt

10) what did you dream last night?:

I dreamt that our entire school was having their heads shaved

11) when did you last laugh?:

today?

12) what is on the wall of the room you are in?:

pictures of women, a lotr poster, a bunch of my friends' art

13) see anything weird lately?:

maybe

14) how do you feel about this survey?:

I'm starving

15) last film ya saw?:

Take the Lead!

16) what would you buy if you became filthy rich over night?:

Books

17) tell an unkown fact about youself:

I'm starving

18) what would you change in the world, besides polotics:

I would get people to realize that equality comes in all forms and to treat everyone as equals regardless of age, race, gender, religion, sexual orientation... unless they give them reason to think that they're stupid.

19) do ya like ta dance?:

No

20) Bush:

was an awesome cheerleader

21) if your child was a girl, what would you name her?:

Sophia?

22) same question with boy:

Jimmy.

23) would you consider living abroad?:

no

24) if you went to heaven, what would god say?:

Yo dawg.

25) 4 people you should send this survey to?

Littlebull, Aleks and whoever else wants to do it!